Monday, May 15, 2006

LOL email I want to share

I couldn't find pictures that exactly follow the story, but what I found I think paints the picture clear enough. Enjoy!

Two women were playing golf.
One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.

"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.

"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied.

He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.

She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.
She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked,

"How does that feel?"

He replied, "It feels great ......but my thumb still hurts like hell."

Appearances can be deceiving folks, LOL!


Brandy said...

OMG!! Hahahahaha! I'm going to have to share that one with my DH!!!

Bailey Stewart said...

That is too funny! Thanks for the laugh.

Mark Pettus said...

Come to think of it, my thumb kinda hurts right now.

Where's a physical therapist when you need one?

Michele said...

Hey Brandy and Eve, so glad you enjoyed the joke. I laughed so much when I opened my email, I just knew I had to share it with y'all.

Mark - you rascal. I used to be an office manager for a group of physical therapists..does that count? LOL.. only if knowledge is absorbed through osmosis. *gg*

Glad to see you!

Kelli McBride said...

That is SOOOOO funny! Thanks for the laugh.

That's as funny as my Bubba joke.

Michele said...

Hey, Kelli!
You are welcome. I'm glad you found a chuckle to your liking. I'll have to check out your Bubba *wink*

Brandy said...

Hey Michele, showed the joke to Dh who thought it was totally funny!!