Friday, May 23, 2008

Udderly Silly Humor

Texas A&M Vet School

First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their first

anatomy class, with a real dead cow.
They all gathered

around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor

started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to

have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted

by anything involving the animal body'. For an example, the Professor pulled

back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and

stuck it in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took

turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The second most

important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my

index finger.

Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid.


Brandy said...


Michele said...

HAHAHAH, Brandy, when my Uncle sent this to me, I laughed and laughed.
I would have been one of those 'suckers'too.
and yep major EWWWWW!.