First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their first
anatomy class, with a real dead cow.
They all gathered
around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor
started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to
have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted
by anything involving the animal body'. For an example, the Professor pulled
back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and
stuck it in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took
turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The second most
important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my
index finger.
around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor
started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to
have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted
by anything involving the animal body'. For an example, the Professor pulled
back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and
stuck it in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took
turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The second most
important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my
index finger.
Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid.
2 comments:
Oh. My. EWWWWWWWW!
HAHAHAH, Brandy, when my Uncle sent this to me, I laughed and laughed.
I would have been one of those 'suckers'too.
LOLOLOL
and yep major EWWWWW!.
:-)
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