Ya know, at MY age, you'd think I'd seen it all.
But I gotta tell you, some things still manage to surprise me.
Some good, some .... not so good.
Take my friend's son. He finally thought he found the perfect woman. We were all happy for him.
Now, he's in thereapy.
I turned 95 the other day and my friends had gotten on the internet to cruise for something special for me to wear.
Mad Maddie said she found the PERFECT gift for me. She guaranteed it would make me feel young and frisky again. Oh Wow! Something from that saucy Victoria's Secret I was sure .....
We don't call her Mad Maddie for nothing....
Yep, turning 95 is the pits when the only firm and hard thing I can get excited about are party hats with pics of delicious younger men .
*sigh* The good old days, when the hat covered the man, ( Or not, if we were really lucky) -