Another laugh from my Email

Today is International Disturbed People's Day

Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend...
just as I've done.I don't care if you lick windows,take the special bus or occasionally wet on yourself...You hang in there sunshine,
you're friggin' special.

Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset or mad, is a full minute of happiness you'll never get back.

Today's Message of the Day is: Life is short, Break the rules,
Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly,
Laugh uncontrollably,
And never regret anything that made you smile. Life may not be the party we hoped for,
but while we're here we should dance.

My Email makes me smile

Gee! And I thought I was tired of winter?!

I'd say that this piece of art makes a loud statement, wouldn't you?

LOL

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Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales A big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department, and asks to file a Sexual Harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources Supervisor is puzzled and asks:

"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies,

"It's Keith.
The midget."
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**snort**
Took me long enough to get it.