It's not what you think.
Elf is my personal assistant. He's going to save me lots of moula and stress. I'll never meet him because he's a cyber-fae. I'll only see the results he produces.
He's going to remind me when my library check outs are due. I figured I needed his help when I found myself owing five dollars in fines from being one day overdue with five movies I had taken out. FIVE dollars! That hurt.
So I turned to the ELF and signed myself up.
Email Libary Reminder Service is what he really is.
Yes, I realize there is no "F" in Email Library Reminder Service, but hey, do the fae ever do things the way humans do them? But wait! There's an "F" in fae! What cheek.
If Elf saves me money and provides peace of mind, what's not to fall in love with?
My Advice: If you have access to your own Elf, pursue him. It's one of the best catches you'll make.