Silly sayings

I was driving past a lake and the temperature shifts made a fog/mist cover the water like gray ghosts on parade.

My eldest says" Wow, look at that! It almost looks like a mist!"

My Youngest says, "Yea! Scary mist ... Rated R!"

Tell me television commercials don't influence kids. Sheesh. That was a reference to a recent ad seen on TV about the lastest , I can only assume, slasher flick.

Then, at supper, youngest asks with all earnestness, "Why can't roosters hatch eggs on a roof? Because they roll off?"

We had to explain to him that Roosters don't , um ... lay eggs. Hatching isn't an issue for them.

You never know when the birds and bees will strike, do you? *grin*

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Imagine the following:

You have just made it through your wedding ceremony and have stepped out on the front steps of the church.

The photographer raises his camera. Following a family tradition, both of you hold white doves which you will release together.

You and your new spouse stand shoulder to shoulder, each with a dove in your hands, as your friends and family eagerly wait.

The photographer gives the signal and you both open your hands toward the sky.

Not a dry eye anywhere, the camera flashes; the moment is saved for eternity...



(You think the doves are going to poop, don't you?)

The Motto??

That's why fit is soooooooooo important!!!

ROTFL