Monday, November 07, 2005

Ode to pigs

I don't have a lot to say today. However, I don't like to leave the same page day after day. No fun for me, no fun for you who honor me with a visit. So, since I received a cute email about pigs.... I decided to see what I could find if I "googled" pigs..... sometimes, I was Quite surprised by what I found.... first, the inspiration for today's nonsense:

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.

"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

"I want a nice big bowl of oatmeal," said the first piggy.

"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.

"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer,"
exclaimed the third little piggy.

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy, "but why have you only ordered beer all evening?"

You're gonna LOVE this....
The third piggy says -

"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"

We even have tasteless pig humor!

Then I went and googled Crazy Pigs: And you know what came up??????

Yup, you got it...Ozzy Osbourne.
Heh, go figure!

Then I changed it to "silly pigs", I didn't expect much... how many degrees of difference can there be between Crazy and Silly?

I guess quite a bit, hmmm??
I think someone raided the biology lab for this one.......

Lastly,... Do I hear a sigh of relief?????

I changed it to ..get this...

SEXY PIGS! I didn't expect any surprises, I mean, gee, how much sex appeal do pigs have??

Well........quite a bit.

What's this I wonder?

Imagine these little darlins' singing...
"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my clothes"...... oink! *shudder*

The final notes of Pigdom .....

Wow articulate pigs! However, when I think of it, why should I be surprised?

My favorite pig in the whole world is quite out-spoken, savvy, popular and doesn't take guff from anyone. Quite a role model is my favorite pig.....Can you guess who?

That's right. MISS PIGGY!
She's the epitome of porkine glory.
What a babe!


Brandy said...

*snort*Snort*, Too Funny!

Michele said...

Snort?! that "pig latin" for "you're so silly?
Always happy to hear you smile.

Kelli McBride said...

Okay, I admit that the sexy pigs disturbs me, especially the pig showing her tits. That's just...freaky bizarre.

Michele said...

*nods head* Yes indeed, Kelli! Just think..or maybe don't..there was a WORSE one I could have chosen...grossed me out...a ceramic figurine of a piggy orgy..along the lines of the photo I DID post. I passed runnin' on that one. If I were a piggy with a curly tail would have straightened out in horror!
Googling is an education in itself.

Brandy said...

My Dh loved the joke, took a moment for him to get it. I forgot to show him the other piggies on your site, I'll do that tonight. Thanks for the laugh.

Michele said...

Took a few? LOL!!
You're welcome, Brandy!!

markoos said...

heh heh. nice.

Michele said...

*grin* Thanks Markoos!

Gregg said...

michele- That's funny, I searched for sexy pigs and kept getting links to my own blog :-) -gregg

Lyn Cash said...

ROFLMAO - too cute. (Just read your other blog posts on the page while I was at it...nice to know there are other twisted minds on hand for when mine prolapses.)

Michele said...

GREGG! you are too much!
"kept getting links to my own blog " *shakes head*., I'm so glad you visit. *giggle*

LYN! Welcome to my humble blog! Thank you for your kind words...and letting me know it generated some smiles from you.
Always nice to hear. Drop by anytime! :-)

Lyn Cash said...

In answer to your question on Lyn's Licks & Laughs, Michele, I *think* it was from Tanya's blog. (She's A Writer) - Seems all I blogged earlier was hers, Doug H's, and one more.

Anonymous said...

Michele, hilarious post! Totally agree about Miss Piggy.

Michele said...

Jason! Wow, haven't seen ya 'round for awhile! So happy to have you drop by...and thrilled you love Miss Piggy too., LOL.