Observations and comments on subjects near and dear to me. Some funny, some serious, but to share them with you is an honor.
Friday, June 29, 2007
It's Friday already?
Thursday, June 28, 2007
No Warning the same as a Warning
Well, it's ... VENTING time again.
Actually, it could have serious repercussions to not only my family but any family in my local community.
We rely on information to keep us safe, to educate us so that we can make informed decisions and we assume that warnings will come in time.
Not so.
We were under the threat of possible severe weather yesterday; "Eye to the Sky" and all that.
The storms came as predicted late in the afternoon and with my slow dial-up, I diligently kept refreshing the map showing a line of storms heading our way.
The problem is that storms can form and move faster than my computer. That I expected.
What I didn't expect was the ten minute delay from my local news channel. On the map on my computer I could see a splotch of red suddenly appear near us. It happened within a five minute interval. The lightening was dropping fast and furious, the rain gushed from a sky as dark as pitch while the house reverberated with booms of thunder.
After ten minutes of this natural bombardment, the news station started flashing the Severe Thunderstorm Warning AFTER we'd already been under the gun for more than ten minutes. The community targets listed were after us.
You see, no warning WAS the same as a warning because it came too late! What good would it have done us if the activity was tornadic in nature?
By that time, it would have been over and done with none of us having taken precautions. We'd never have known what hit us. Well, I guess we would as our world got torn apart.
I admit that the realization that we were and are quite alone and out of the timely warning loop daunts me, scares me.
What can a regular, non-meteorologically savvy person do to better the odds??
Because I sure as heck didn't enjoy the epiphany I had. That we are vulnerable by the very complacency we enjoy because we think we have all the info we need at our fingertips.
Sometimes, it's just not enough.
Monday, June 25, 2007
Mind Buzzzzin' Over
Not the birds.
Bees.
Did you know?
If it's HOT out, and there is no access to water - bird baths or puddles - they will find that which humans don't think about.
Try a cushy rug on the deck near a pool.
If that water doesn't dry up and if it never dries up due to the nature of the rug and the in and out of the swimmers, guess what?
Bees will come.
In droves.
Looking for moisture in a most convenient location.
Convenient for them, not us humans.
Don't blame the bees.
Don't curse them and walk around in affronted belief that they're doing this to you on purpose.
They are trying to survive.
If you can't give them their own water space, be prepared to share.
If there is a beekeeper in the area, be undertanding.
Nature is Nature.
The beekeeper cannot control where the bees fly.
YOU can control your draw as the bees savior.
A light coating of vineger in the saturated fibers should disgust the bees enough for the returning scouters to do their "direction dance" and indicate that the Hot Happenin' Place is now a No Go.
Poison is not necessary. Neither is profanity. (except when you get stung)
Bee a good neighbor to the Bee, natures pollinator and provider of sweet stuff.
Inspirational Erotica
I think this Ebook qualifies. I call it an Erotic Inspirational Vampire Romance.
It's called Can I Keep You by Candy Nicks. (link)
It gets a recommendation from me.
It's labeled as Romance/Dark Fantasy but I think it's so much more.
This is the copy/paste from Fictionwise:
Love Romance's Reviewer's Choice Golden Rose Award Winner eBook
Description:
When Kane picks up a runaway on the streets of Victorian England his only thought is to have a few days of amusement and a decent meal. He is a vampire, after all--it's what he does. But Laura has to be the most unconvincing whore he's ever met. She soon finds out that there are ways other than brute force and strength to bring a vampire to his knees. As they fall in love, she becomes the catalyst for his astonishing journey of redemption, bringing back all-too-painful memories of Harry, the gentle man he once was. It's not an easy road. Along the way they encounter forces of evil that have other plans for Laura and Kane. And the question neither of them really wants to answer hovers in the background. Does he turn her into a vampire like himself and risk losing her? Or will a human lifetime together be enough?
eBook Publisher: Alinar Publishing, Published: 2006,
2006 Fictionwise Release Date: November 2006
TTFN
Saturday, June 23, 2007
Title of Nothing
Oh wait! I just got an email - no wait - 2!!! Addendum time...Mailyn weighed in on the Llama Song. So too did BRANDY!!
*waves madly* HI Mailyn!! HI Brandy!!!!
Thanks for the comment and listening to the link!!!!!!
Back to my regularly banal blog:
I have to say, nothing.
I honestly have nothing to say.
Yet I can write words about nothing so that's something which makes nothing something so it's not nothing but something afterall.
Did I hear "'Ouch?"
*grin*
I posted my LKH post on a romance board and I had so much fun hearing about the love/hate relationship that readers have with the Anita Blake books. The consensus was heartening however. Seems a lot of long time readers are liking The Harlequin a lot more than the last three books LKH has written. What a refreshing turnaround!
It was fun sharing spoilers with other Anita Blake fans. That's what is best about blogging; the sharing of ideas and enthusiasms or critiques.
I'm reading three books at the same time right now but I don't have the names or authors of them all.
I have the latest from Stephenie Meyer, I have Sight Unseen by Samantha Graves and the latest from Susan Squires. Of all of them, Sight Unseen is the one that I"ve been trying to get for quite some time. Mission #1 is accomplished - obtainment. Now I'm on Mission #2 - reading it.
Anyone read these books yet? What did you think? No spoilers please. Ok..well, maybe one or two. *grin*
Hmmm, what else can I blab about. Oh! I know. More Nothing!
A FARM WAS SOLD to some city folks. The old farmer next door was out one day and saw the new neighbor planting in his garden. The farmer watched as the man would dig a hole, set a tomato plant and pour in a shot of whiskey. The farmer couldn’t help but ask what he was planting. “Stewed tomatoes,” was the reply.
OR
TOM WAS DRIVING down the freeway when Lena called him on his cell phone to warn him about what she heard on the radio: someone was driving down the wrong way on I95.
“It’s not just one of them,” said Tom, “it’s all of them.”
Lastly:
AFTER Bill's barn burned down, his wife, Polly, called the insurance company. “We had that barn insured for $100,000, and I want my money,” Polly told her agent.
“Hold on just a minute,” the agent replied. “Insurance doesn’t work quite like that. We’ll ascertain the value of what was damaged and provide you with a sum equal to that.”
There was a long pause before Polly answered, “If that’s the case, then I’d like to cancel the policy on my husband.”
NOW do you say "OUCH"???
LOL
Have a great day!
Friday, June 22, 2007
Llama Love
Any one watch Jimmy Neutron?
If so, you must remember his side kick, Carl.
Carl LOVES llamas.
They even have a Llama Channel.
It cracks me up and we use it as a family joke. Every time we go by the llama farm in the town next door we quote:
"When Good Llamas Go Bad".
And we giggle.
I was visiting my LJ friends and I found the cutest link.
Carl watches the Llama channel and now, via this link, you can see a bit of it's charm.
If you dare.
LLAMA SONG
Hey, I didn't say it was rocket science~!
LOL
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Blame it on The Harlequin
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Waitin's a bitch and then you become one
A bitch?
You bet.
Today at least.
It started off well enough despite it being the last day of school and kids only having a half day.
I celebrated by taking them out to lunch. They always seem to enjoy someone else's cooking.
Then, we were off to Walmart to do some stocking up for the week; cool munchies, new shirts, a book or two *grin*, etc.
Shopping itself was an air-conditioned breeze until it came to check out time.
THAT is where my transformation began.
Seems they were short handed today. Out of 18 stations, only three were manned, one of which was a 12 items and under line which didn't do me a whit of good since I had triple that in my cart.
I groaned internally when I spied the two carted pair in front of me - grandmother, mother and little one year old. The child was the cutest and most well mannered of the three.
As I'm waiting ... and waiting ... and waiting.... flippin' 15 minutes goes by and I'm stuck. Everytime I turned around to see if I could back out, there was a line behind ME, trapping me in my misery. My anger and disgruntlement stemmed from the fact that I chose to thrill my kids by buying various ice creams and frozen pizzas. My timing couldn't have been worse.
The women are chatting to the clerk, discussing WIC options and figuring out who is going to pay how and what portion of WIC to be separated from the rest of the purchases.
Meanwhile, my hard ice cream is threatening to change to soft serve.
My eggs are thinking of hatching.
My chicken legs are stirring to do the salmonella can-can.
And starting to wave goodbye is my patience, good temper swiftly mutating to bad and I began to channel my inner viper.
My kids picked up on it and my eldest, after 20 minutes says to the old hag, "
"You know, you're taking a looong time!"
The wrinkled kumquat had the nerve to look into my son's eyes and said,
"Well, you can go wait in another line."
Takes a bitch to know a bitch ... and I sure as heck turned into one at that point. So I should know.
However, I am the adult. The parent. The one who sets the example by showing, not telling.
{Amazing how that sounds like writing a book, eh?}
I grit my teeth and called my kids over into a football style huddle.
"OK, guys, it's like this. We calm down. We don't say what we're thinking aloud, even IF we are right and we know we are right." I gazed into my eldest's eyes, "And you are right, it is taking too long, but we have no control over it. Watch and see, OK?"
My kids nodded. Did they know what I meant? Probably not. It's my job to "show".
Speaking of which, the younger woman did a "Show" of her own. You'll never guess what she did to waste MORE time?!!!
She LIFTED UP HER SHIRT TO SHOW HER SIZEABLE BELLY WITH ITS BRAND SPANKIN' NEW GALL BLADDER SURGERY SCAR COMPLETE WITH PARTIAL BANDAGE!!! In Walmart!! Then the clerk and her HUG!! Did you read that? HUGGED!!!! ARGH!!!!
Finally - when I finally got my chance ... I scooted past my cart and kids to state firmly yet dramatically,
"Excuse me. I realize that they were a large order however, I have a lot of ice cream and frozen goods that unless I get ice to pack them in, I refuse to buy. I've been waiting way too long and when I add in the travel time to get back home to _____ in this heat they won't be what I bought. I refuse to spend my money on melted and defrosted food."
She says ...(her eyes are starting to get reddish) "There's ice down that way."
Like I'm going to leave my kids at the register? Like I'm going drag them all the way to the other end of the store just to get ice? (it's a super store) It's not MY fault that the floor manager never opened up another register until twenty five friggin minutes had passed and it was too late for me. They were going to appease ME or I was leaving all the refrigerated/frozen items right where they were on the conveyer.
See? Doesn't that sound bitchy to you?
The manager was called over. She asked what the problem was. The clerk mumbled about my threat to leave the food. The manager asked what I wanted.
I. Want. Ice.
After explaining , again, the why of my stance she leaves and comes back with two huge bags of ice and proceeds to help the clerk double bag and place all the items inside.
I was NOT charged for the ice. As far as I'm concerned, it went as it should.
I was appeased.
But Man O Man ... I usually do NOT make people cry. It's always the other way around.
I am usually very sensitive about things like that and nonconfrontational to the extreme.
It's the principal of the thing. Suffice to say, one of the frozen items couldn't be saved as I'd bought it but everything else survived the transport.
I did explain to the clerk that I didn't blame her.
It wasn't her fault but it was the principle of the thing. I wasn't going to pay for food that wasn't capable of being in the same condition as I bought it.
Unless you make your stance firmly, they will shrug and take the path of the least resistance.
I've had that happen before, in many places and from all working ages.
Customer service isn't what is used to be.
Now you have to demand what used to be given.
And when you demand, you get labeled.
So today, I was a bitch.
Wow.
Monday, June 18, 2007
Thinking
Saturday, June 16, 2007
Naughty and Nice
First, Let's do the Naughty!!! Click here - LOL!!!
And ... the Nice
:-)
HOW CAN YOU TELL WHEN THE BIG MAC HAS HIT THE AFRICAN TUNDRA???
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Have a Wonderful Weekend, everyone!!
Thursday, June 14, 2007
View from the Daze
This past weekend I took a trip to a male haven. An entertainment center chock full of
Go-Karts, batting cages, basketball, hockey and miniature golf.
I was doing the adult thing by monitoring two of the minors in tow as they went and did their thing. In going back into the ticket building to get more tokens for another Go-Kart ride and since the attendant wasn't onsite, the two thirsty enthusiasts headed for the water fountain down the hall.
Innocuous, yes?
Five feet before the fountain was a door wide open to the room inside. I didn't get a good glimpse of the room because a buff 20 something year old walked in front of me and strolled inside. No big deal, my attention was focused on the two water hoggers, worried that they might commence a water spitting contest or something.
So there I was, leaning against the wall, viewing the rascals from a short distance, watching yet kind of zoning out to my surroundings at the same time.
A blink and a gasp, I quickly stood up ram rod straight, eyes bouncing wide in shock before aiming away at mach one speed.
Seems I was watching the back of the brawny young guy guy without it registering on my fogged brain that I was watching him USE A URINAL!!!
Oh NO! Good Grief!
*blush!*
Why O Why did they leave the door to the mens room wide open? Why didn't anyone care? Why did the guy not close it? I mean, the urinal was right there in line with my point of view .. no fancy head craning necessary.
I am NOT a voyeur.
I never meant to see that ... pose, stance, whatever.
But I also can't believe how LONG it took for me to realize what I was watching!
I was in a daze.
And I got more of a view from that than had I plotted such a thing.
Thank goodness I escaped notice.
Thank goodness he never turned around.
Then I think ... did he know?
If he did,
naughty, naughty boy.
And since when did I make the shift of calling 20+ men , boys?
Dang.
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
A Sugar of a Book
Sunday, June 10, 2007
The Rules of Ascension
You have to love this book!
Rule #2
You have to do a "Fan Gush" to the author.
Rule #3
Read this book in an air conditioned room, or with access to ice cubes (if you're lucky, you might employ a buzz buddy or a handy DH or significant other for those sure-to-be tremors and aftershocks after reading such hot scenes.)
Need help with Rule #2? Here's a clue:
It's Lauren Dane!
I just finished it and I recommend it to all readers who are fans of sensual, romantic and at times, halariously funny, werewolf or shifter stories. Ascension delivers some scorching scenes that touch base on many different levels of sensual pursuit. I believe there is something for everyone in this book and how Lauren manages to gather it all and weave it into this hot and romantic tale so seamlessly just blows me away.
This was one Ebook worth the purchase.
IMHO
Oh, and the cover?
Mmmm, Mmmm Good! Makes me want to HOWL! *grin*
Friday, June 08, 2007
Nut Wars
Yet, I'm being serious. I'm going to share a personal scare with you. Some of my regular readers (thank you) know that I have a little one with a life threatening peanut allergy.
It's made life a challenge, because when you start looking for the ingredient, either in the food or contaminated by crossover exposure on manufacturing equipment, you realize the scope of the battle ahead.
Ignorance is a big obstacle. "But they're PLAIN M & M's. They're safe!"
No. They've come in contact with the peanut oils from the previous batch of Peanut M & M's.
I realize that I've shared that example before.
Here's a new exposure threat.
Yesterday was the last Paws for Reading program for my little one. He really enjoyed this semester and his reading has improved wonderfully.
As the last class drew to a close for the session prior to his, I stayed to observe the changing of the guard, so-to-speak. There were three dogs to choose from, or so I thought.
Turns out one was leaving and wasn't THAT a blessing.
Seems the handler, in celebration of the programs final session, presented homemade doggie treats to the other two handlers to share with their dogs.
Imagine my horror and trepidation when I hear, " Oh! Just smell how wonderful the PEANUT BUTTER makes these cookies smell! Here! Have some!"
There she is, breaking off bits and giving them to the other dog and then some to the handler. My son walks by the dog going goofy for peanut butter laced treats, and the handler looks down at him and says, "Do you want to go over and wait for Blossom?"
He said,"No, I want to read to that dog." pointing to the black and white one off to the side.
"That dog" just happens to be Silly Gilly, the border collie that he knew from a few times in the past and the ONLY dog NOT eating the treat. Gilly's handler only gives her beef treats.
THANK GOD!
My son wasn't even aware of the peanut threat. He just knew he liked Silly Gilly and the dog liked him. That was good enough.
Can you imagine the potential for risk, harm and trauma?
Needless to say, I called the head librarian and organizer of the program aside and informed her of the averted potential disaster. Her eyes got real wide when she realized the ramifications of what I had told her. She said that she knew very well not to give candy and treats out to kids at library functions in general because food allergies are becoming more and more a prominent safety issue. However, it never dawned on her to question the food/treats the handlers gave the dogs.
This will be the second time I've been instrumental in making them aware of important and needed policy changes in their program.
After all, some one's life, a child's life, literally is on the line.
After all that, Guess what?
I AM ALLERGIC TO ALMONDS!
Yep, you got it. I have one blasted gourmet almond at work yesterday and my lips went numb and the back of my tongue swelled up within one minute. I can't believe how fast it hit!
I have a piece of advice. You know that warning that they put on the labels of Benydryl and other products with antihistimines?
Take. them. very. seriously.
I had slugged 2 1/2 tsp's of the liquid stuff to counteract the swelling. It worked, no ER for me.
BUT , I had a 45 minute drive home ahead of me.
Wasn't that a lot of fun.
Not.
If the label says "May cause drowsiness", there is no "May" about it. It does.
I got scared shitless a few times when I thought I was awake and yet became alert to realize I was drifting to the side of the road. Thank God, again, that he was my co-pilot because I always went to the right, towards the breakdown lane and not the oncoming traffic.
I made it home, obviously. And I'm telling you , I will NEVER do that shit again. I mean, I had no choice in that I had to get home to get the kids off of the bus, but what I would and will do differently is that I will find someone to drive me home. Somehow.
Do NOT drive with the shit in your system. It's NASTY.
So, there you have it: warnings, advice and education.
How's that for a heavy topic?
Thursday, June 07, 2007
Am I a prude?
Monday, June 04, 2007
The time to share is when you want to
I can't believe it is JUNE and what I have to share happened back in APRIL.
Nothing earth shattering. Just observations of young'ns and the things they say.
Like:
You're playing miniature golf and your little one jumps up and down with hardly contained excitement and pride,
"I GOT A HOLE IN FIVE!!!"
Oh yes, a proud moment to remember.
In talking to the older one somehow we got on the subject of jellyfish sex.
Um, ... yeah, don't ask.
Anyway, immersed in the initial and tentative foray into talking about the birds and the bees, the question went, What do you think jelly fish do when they mate?
The answer:
"One bites the head off of the other?"
Somehow, I think the schools need to do a little more work differentiating between black widow spiders and jelly fish. Sheesh!
Or is that my job?
Can I delegate this one?
*sheepish grin*
The good thing is that both now know the answers to Who is buried in Grant's tomb and who is buried in King Tut's Tomb.
OH, did I tell you we saw Shrek 3 this past weekend?
You know, I thought it was good!
OK, so it wasn't as goofy funny as the others but I do believe it has a meatier story. One with a little more thought to it.
What's wrong with that?
I SO totally LOL'd at the part where the babies where all down for the night and Shrek and Fiona look quite suggestively at each other. What happens next had me almost falling off of my chair in appreciative laughter. A stroke of comedic genius!
I really got a kick out of Snow White's battle song. That was incredibly cool. And Merlin? That voice bothered me the entire time I was listening to him. I felt I SHOULD have been able to identify the voice but until the credits, didn't connect the vocal dots. Of course I did the ol' head smack when the credits came up. *chuckle*
And Arty? Too Michael J. Foxish for me ... not that that is a bad thing, I just miss him in his Alex P. Keaton role and when I see simularities, it brings back fond memories of watching that show.
Wow, that was off tangent, yes?
Sooo, what movie have you seen, BESIDES Pirates 3.???
Friday, June 01, 2007
I read a Master
Brockmann Link Alert
You know that I've been rhapsodizing about Suzanne Brockmann's Navy SEALS books regarding Team 10 and Team 16??
Get a load of this.
She's guest blogging today and she is offering up a First Sneak Peak at her next book!!!!
Oh ,What an opportunity!!!
The Link is at :
Michelle B's Blog
Check it out if you are a fan!!!!
WOOT!!
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