Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Can you imagine the fury that inspired this? OUCH! Here's a little bit more of a chuckle for you ................. Ready? A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.

Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked
up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa
went to heaven?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and
watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the
comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible.
She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in

Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV
hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and
there stood Grandma's minister.

The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."

The minister fainted.
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Farm Girl said...

Did you read that girl's blog? It was pretty good.

Brandy said...

Thanks Michele, I needed a laugh!

Michele said...

Les! I didn't know this person was real or that she had a blog. This was sent to me by my friend via email. You mean there's MORE to the story? Do tell. :-)

Brandy! I'm so glad I could make you laugh. AFter what you went through with little Turtle, I can well imagine. Hugs!!!!

Shesawriter said...

Good, lord! ROFLOL! Oh, and that billboard is priceless. That woman has balls!

Gangadhar said...

You made laugh and laugh and laugh..

how's u Michele?

Tempest Knight said...

OMG! *rofl* This is too funny! I have to send it to my BBF. She'll get a kick out of it.

Farm Girl said...


Mailyn said...

LMFAO!!! Oh and that billboard is priceless!!!!!!!!!!1

M.E Ellis said...

Ahahahahah @ joke. Billboard was very cool.


Annalee Blysse said...

Oh man!

Before I ever moved here, I heard about some cowboys that got together and took out a billboard so they could find dates. I think one found a wife, if I recall correctly. It's been awhile.