Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Can you imagine the fury that inspired this? OUCH! Here's a little bit more of a chuckle for you ................. Ready? A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked
up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa
went to heaven?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and
watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the
comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible.
She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in
Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV
hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and
there stood Grandma's minister.
The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
The minister fainted.
Posted by Michele at Wednesday, September 20, 2006