Monday, October 02, 2006
Autumn, I leaf you with a smile
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it,
but, here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch,
"Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says,
"Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.
"It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
Posted by Michele at Monday, October 02, 2006