Observations and comments on subjects near and dear to me. Some funny, some serious, but to share them with you is an honor.
Monday, October 02, 2006
Autumn, I leaf you with a smile
Two Trees
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it,
but, here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch,
"Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says,
"Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.
He replies,
"It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
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4 comments:
OMgosh!! TOO CUTE and FUNNY!!
LOL!!!!! I need to pass this on.
lolzz..nice wordplay,michele..
tee hee. -gregg
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