Monday, November 13, 2006
The Beautiful People
I'll admit to a snarky post coming up.
It is more of an observation than targeted at any one person.
Have you ever watched them?
I'm used to having visions in my head of the Bionic Man or the Bionic Woman jogging.
They were confident, sexy and purposeful joggers. Good form. No flopping wrists and bad clothes.
In real life?
Double Jointed floppers.
Limp wristed fish.
The high steppers
and (females only - I hope) the ones who are daring enough to jog and risk getting black eyes from their yo-yo-ing mammaries.
I was driving behind a female jogger the other day and I was cringing at her leg motions. It looked as though her knees bent out which had her legs lift up and angle to the side. Can you even imagine the visual? \ / Like a flapping V.
Can arthroscopic surgery be far from her future?
Or the man in the macho black sweat band with bunny hands held in front of him.
The lopers are kind of cool. They look more like a running ballet. You know, what they do before they leap? But the leap never comes - it's jogging.
Have you noticed?
Do you have any strange jogging stories to share?
Curious Kitty wants to know.
Posted by Michele at Monday, November 13, 2006