Observations and comments on subjects near and dear to me. Some funny, some serious, but to share them with you is an honor.
Wednesday, June 22, 2005
CHILD'S PLAY
Wanna play today?
This is an actual test that 3rd grade students are expected to pass.Can you pass it? Click on the link and go from there. http://www.pibmug.com/files/map_test.swf
Don't feel so bad if it doesn't work out that way you think it should........I tried twice
and I Still failed.........How did I ever graduate?????
However, to compensate for any frustrated feelings,
please consider the following........
It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 3. Taxis stop for us. 4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo. 6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. 7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end. 9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 10. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot. 13. We will never regret piercing our ears. 14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
I am only as strong as the coffee I drink, the hairspray I use and the friends I have.
Thanks for Starbucks, Paul Mitchell and you *grin*
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9 comments:
It took a few tries but I passed :)
Hehehehe nice list.
*Razzzberry* I've taken it a few times and STILL flunked. I'll get it yet!
Well it's the time component that's hideous. LOL the first two tries I didn't even realize there was a timer :)
Teehee, That makes me feel SOOO much better. Hey, if you check back, please, could you let me know a title of one of your books? The only Bonnie Ferguson I found so far wrote soccer books!
I've yet to hear about a romantic paranormal soccer player....Ooooh, does that sound yummy or what???
Michele - you naughty girl - you made me study the US map!!!
Okay, so I obviously slept through the geography of the East Coast. Took me three times, but I finally got it.
Hehehehe Michele,
that's because I'm not published yet.
OH!!! Rats....um, excerpt???? What are the publishers waiting for? Is it in line to be one of their "coming attractions for 2006"?... Why do they make us wait like that?
I haven't made the first sale yet but you made my day :)
Love the list! :-)
Tanya
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