Thursday, June 23, 2005

Motto's? Are you Serious?

Would you ever consider any of these to be your own personal motto?

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. (huh?)

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
*whew*, only $20 bucks? Close call!

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Is that wearing polyester pant suits? Using Pocket protectors? Wearing white socks with sandles?

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
(I would like to think anything written by an OOTB author qualifies):-)

The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late. (unless you have kids , then
THEY sleep late *wink*)

Someone sent these to me via email. The tiny after comments are mine. Anyway,
I would love to adopt the last one, but in reality,
would probably benefit from utilizing #1. Being vague seems to just
come naturally to me.
*hic* Must be old age *hic* (grin)

3 comments:

Shesawriter said...

This is my favorite:

"If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague."

:-)

Tanya

Bonnie Ferguson said...

LOL Michele! These are too funny and your responses are even better }:)

Michele said...

Thanks Tanya and Bonnie!
Happy to hear I've brought a smile to you this Friday.
I'll be thinking of that while I'm bending over in the heat thats predicted for today as I pick strawberries!!
Strawberries season is officially here!!!!
Yum...short cake tonight...
Chat later! Toodles