Friday, September 09, 2005
Its Friday-Brain on VACATION
Didn't want too many days to go by without a new post.
I have nothing to say.
Shocking isn't it?
I think I'll let the "force" of humor speak today.....besides, it TGIF! (um, today giggles in force?)
Subj: Pickup Lines Used At Star Wars Line (S260b) From: Cypriot@Concentric.net on 1/18/2002
PICKUP LINES OVERHEARD WHILE WAITING IN LINE FOR STAR WARS
"Hey, beautiful. What's a nice girl like you doing waiting in line without bathing for 10 days?"
"Your place or my Mom's?"
"I ... uh ... ummm ... I ... uh ... (slaps own forehead) Stupid! STOO-pid!"
"You're even prettier than my fantasy girlfriend."
"I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby."
"Date, or date not -- There is no let's just friends be."
"If you only knew the power of the Dork Side."
"How's about a long time of Joe, in a bedroom not far away?"
"Nice buns, princess! On your head, that is."
"Honey, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places!"
"If I said you had a mint first-edition, still-in-the-box action figure, would you hold it against me?"
.................... "I'm gonna be an evil warlord when I grow up. Want a Milk Dud?"
Subj: Top 11 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love (S181) From: Bawdy.Net Collage #319 on 7/16/00
11. "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!"
10. "Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must."
9. "Feel the force!"
8. "Foreplay, cuddling -- a Jedi craves not these things."
7. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!"
6. "Do me or do me not -- there is no try."
5. "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!"
4. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."
3. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?"
2. "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"
1. "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"
Duct tape is like "the force." It has a light side; It has a dark side; and it hold the universe together .
Unfortunately, sometimes, the force just isn't enough. (or maybe I should say Too much???)
Have a great weekend!!!
Posted by Michele at Friday, September 09, 2005