I tried to post this in the write up I did for Parallel Attraction by Deidre Knight . I enjoy plays on words and interpretations. But after the first two pictures, Blogger stopped cooperating and I was stuck with a cute idea with no where to go .
So, I waited a bit and have had to make this a separate post.
May I present my own presentation of a parallel attraction?
What do you think?
Tuesdays aren't the happenest (yep, made up the word myself) of days, so I thought I'd share a few email observations:
A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks,
"Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City ?"
The agent replies, "Just a minute.."
"Thank you," the blonde says,
and hangs up.
While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits.
It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's advice.
"What do you think?" I asked.
"Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?"
"Better get a bikini," he replied. "You'd never get it all in one.
He's still in intensive care.
Here is where I share a personal thought.
Have You Ever:
Gone down the highway or road singing out loud to your favorite song?
Don't you feel ... hip, cool, da bomb or talented?
While driving your vehicle , listened to a funny radio program or commercial that hits your funny bone and you ended up laughing out loud with a big foolish grin plastered on your face?
Now, think about the driver coming your way in the oncoming traffic.
What do they see?
A person talking to no one.
A person looking like an escapee from a lunatic asylum.
A person that makes you very , very nervous.
They SEE you.
Ever thought of that?
Did I just make you paranoid?
Aren't you glad you dropped by today?