Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Funin' around the Parallel

I tried to post this in the write up I did for Parallel Attraction by Deidre Knight . I enjoy plays on words and interpretations. But after the first two pictures, Blogger stopped cooperating and I was stuck with a cute idea with no where to go .
So, I waited a bit and have had to make this a separate post.

May I present my own presentation of a parallel attraction?

What do you think?

Tuesdays aren't the happenest (yep, made up the word myself) of days, so I thought I'd share a few email observations:

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks,
"Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City ?"
The agent replies, "Just a minute.."
"Thank you," the blonde says,
and hangs up.
While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits.
It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's advice.
"What do you think?" I asked.
"Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?"
"Better get a bikini," he replied. "You'd never get it all in one.

He's still in intensive care.

Here is where I share a personal thought.

Have You Ever:

Gone down the highway or road singing out loud to your favorite song?
Don't you feel ... hip, cool, da bomb or talented?

While driving your vehicle , listened to a funny radio program or commercial that hits your funny bone and you ended up laughing out loud with a big foolish grin plastered on your face?

Now, think about the driver coming your way in the oncoming traffic.
What do they see?

A person talking to no one.
A person looking like an escapee from a lunatic asylum.
A person that makes you very , very nervous.

They SEE you.

Ever thought of that?
Did I just make you paranoid?

Aren't you glad you dropped by today?


Nancy said...

As usual, great jokes, and I love the picture.


M.E Ellis said...

LOL doesn't make me paranoid! Let people think what they like!


Brandy said...

Love the jokes! (whispering) I sing in the car, shhhhh!

Kara Alison said...

Michele, I am paranoid all on my own!

I've definitely thought about that. I've also decided not to care. In fact, I'm pretty sure that anyone who is privileged enough to catch my singing in the car is going to get a pretty good show! I'm quite the singer, you know.

...and, as always, I LOVE the picture.

Bailey Stewart said...

Love the eye-candy. Loved the jokes and I absolutely love the idea that other people might think that about me. I'll have to do it more often. *gg*

Michele said...

Thanks Nancy! Happy to see you stop by!

M.E.! You go girl!!! :-)

Brandy - Thanks! and I sing to..much to my kids dismay,LOL

Kara! Great singer, hmmmm? Alright! *grin*
Glad you enjoyed the pic :-)

Bailey - you are SO contrary, LOL!
Gotta love ya!

Farm Girl said...

Seriously, I couldn't read the words on your post after the picture. I was blinded by lust.

Michele said...

**giggle** Les! Thanks for the compliment. :-)

M.E Ellis said...

I must be well odd. Okay, don't say anything, I KNOW I'm an oddball...but those kinds of men do nothing for me.

Think it's the pecs. Remind me of ice cube trays.

Oh gawd, I am weird.

I'll just tootle off now...


Michele said...

LOL! M.E. ... too funny. So now I have to ask..what is your ideal of a hunky guy? Do tell!

Mailyn said...

LMAO at the blonde joke!!!!!

Beth said...

Great parallel photo. Kinda reminds me of my husband's wheelbarrow arms - he's been working in back yard a lot lately with lovely results.

I sing in the car, I laugh in the car, I even PRAY in the car and sometimes extend my hand toward something or other to pray over it! How wierd is that? But since so many people DON'T get embarrassed, I think I should feel free to worship God in the car (which for me sometimes involving waving one hand in the air - not both, don't worry) and not worry who's watching :-)

Fun jokes like always. Thanks :-)

Tempest Knight said...

With those two hunks, I could feel the parallel attraction, alright. *lol* BTW, funny jokes! Thanks, I needed the laugh. *g*

Michele said...

Thanks, Mailyn! I can get away with blonde jokes as I am one..though not as blonde as I once was.. what's up with that anyway??? LOL.. Thanks for stopping by!

Beth! - OOooh, DH sounds pumped!Wheelbarrows are useful that way. LOL

Pray in the car? Cool! I only do that when I see a ambulance, fire truck or police car zoom by - I say a prayer that it isn't someone 's child or other scary things that can happen to people.
Glad you enjoyed the jokes.

Tempest Knight, Welcome!
I'm glad visiting here brought a smile to you. Thanks for letting me know. Drop by anytime!