Thursday, July 27, 2006

What use is a vibrator?

Ha! Title grabbed your curiosity, didn't it?

It sure grabbed mine when I saw it in my email In-Box.

I can't post pictures of any big "V's " because Blogger is doing it's "I only do HTML and you can't do pictures" routine agian.

No problem.


I have a story about a vibrator.
Who needs pictures?

THE VIBRATOR

AS A WOMAN PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR,
SHE HEARD A STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN.

OPENING THE DOOR, SHE OBSERVED HER DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF
A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR.

SHOCKED, SHE ASKED: "WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?"

THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: "MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD,UNMARRIED,AND THIS
THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND.
PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE."

THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ COMING FROM THE
OTHER SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR.

UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE OBSERVED HIS DAUGHTER MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR.

TO HIS QUERY AS TO WHAT SHE WAS DOING, THE DAUGHTER SAID:

"DAD I'M THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED, AND THIS
THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND.
PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE."

A COUPLE DAYS LATER, THE WIFE CAME HOME FROM A SHOPPING TRIP,
PLACED THE GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER,
AND HEARD THAT BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM, OF ALL PLACES,
THE LIVING ROOM.
SHE ENTERED THAT AREA AND OBSERVED HER HUSBAND SITTING ON THE COUCH,
DOWNING A COLD BEER, AND STARING AT THE TV.

THE VIBRATOR WAS NEXT TO HIM ON THE COUCH, BUZZING LIKE CRAZY.

THE WIFE ASKED:
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"

THE HUSBAND REPLIED:

"I'M WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH MY SON-IN-LAW."



I Laughed like crazy when I read the punch line.
What did you do?

10 comments:

Brandy said...

OMG! FYI Diet Dr.Pepper and noses don't mix!

Michele said...

LOLOL!! Thanks Brandy! I'll try to remember that next time I read about a vibrator...**giggle**

Farm Girl said...

That IS funny. I love it. And his son-in-law's name is BOB.

Mailyn said...

LMFAO!!! you know I passed that on to my friends at worl. lol.

oh and M, go read the new post I did on image posting. I hope that helps you out.

CaliMarie said...

I LOVED THIS! It definitely had me laughing my ass off.

But I couldn't help but to admire how much of an open mind the husband had...how quick he was to accept his new son-in-law.

If you think about it...there's actually a good message within this. LOL.

Brilliant.

Dance Chica said...

Oh that joke made me laugh. Too funny. LOL.

Nancy said...

Very cute--Okay if I pass it on?

M.E Ellis said...

Hhahahaha!

You could always upload your pictures to tinypic.com and use their html when blogger is being a dickhead!

:o)

Annalee Blysse said...

Oh goodness! LOL.

Michele said...

Les - BOB? Boyfriend On Batteries?
I'm guessing here. Anyway, glad you liked it!


Mailyn! Always a pleasure to hear something I post is good enough to "pass on", glad you liked it! And yep, I saw your post. Thanks for the tip!

Cali - LOL - glad you liked it. Now my thoughts are that a REALLY open man would *ahem* perhaps go out, troll, and come back with a "New guy" and intoduce wifey to a "menage a BOB"...**giggle**

Dance Chica! Hey there! Welcome!
So glad your visit was timed with a fun post. Happy to hear you LOL'd.

Nancy - Oh yes please, pass on the laughs. I'm glad you think its worthy. :-)

M.E. - LOL @ the name you called Blogger. personally, with so many glitches this year, I think Blogger is *ahem* dickless...Sshhhh, I don't usually say those words.

Annalee, I think I saw you smile!
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