I'd like to share a few:
" I often think you can tell people's character by their gardens."
"I do, too. There's Miss Richlove, who is as mercenary as she can be, and the prominent plants in her gardens are moneywort and marigold.
"You say you saw a lot of her this summer?
"Yes, I met her a number of times down at the bathing beach"
Bride --"What do you give your husband when the dinner does not suit him?"
Mrs. Oldwed--" His coat and hat."
Man --"The husband ought to have a voice in the furnishing of the home,' says a woman writer.'"
Brother -- "Oh, but he does -- the invoice."
"Does the baby look like his father?"
"Oh, no. My husband would be furious!"
"How many times must I tell you, Willie, that one must keep his eyes closed during prayer."
"Yes Momma. How do you know I don't ?"
Professor of Political Economy --"Who's the Speaker of the House?"
Definition of a Diet:
The best way to lose weight is to develop an orthodox belief in some religion that doesn't allow any fun. --Gregory Nunn
The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. --Wilson Mizner
Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. --Emmerson
If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead, either write things worth reading or do things worth writing. --Franklin
Fashion is the most powerful force in creation. It rules the women, who rule the men, who rule the world. ---19th century Americana.
The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex. ---John Barrymore.
And with that last blurb , I'll end this thought provoking post with:
My, how times have changed.
I hope your day provides you reasons to smile ....even better, a laugh or two.