Monday, January 02, 2006

Just when you thought you were safe

One of my blogs I visit had this adorable list that they "borrowed" from someone else.
It was so cute, I had to "borrow" it for my blog to share with you.

Just when you thought your holiday references were over, along comes ... me.
Remember, there are 12 days of Christmas. It's still open season folks.

Christmas Carols for the disturbed (all in good humor!!)

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and.....

6. Paranoid -- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy. oooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells!

Please allow another entry in this irreverent vein:

And finally, although this is NOT something I do on any regular basis , this is for other bloggers who visit Katie Mac's site and have felt bereft of DGM's these past 2 weeks. Allow me to fill in the gap today:

I think that you might agree, that this may fit the criteria that Katie has established.

OH!! Have you ever wondered what Santa does once all the hullaballoo is over? I found out!!

Now here's a dude that knows how to relax!!

Happy Recovering from the Holidays, folks!!!!


Crazy Politico said...

Hey, we gotta be careful, there are now less than 360 shopping days, better get to the stores soon :)

That post looks vaguely familiar, must have run across it on the same blog as you did.

Happy new year, thanks for stopping by.

And I blog rolled you tonight so I remember to stop by more often.

Gregg said...

I like the chrismas carols. Especially the OCD one with Jingle Bells. :-)

Sorry, the Katie whoever picture just doesn't do anything for me, but thanks for trying.

Happy New Year.

Brandy said...

I thought the carols were funny. Read them aloud to hubby and he did as well.
I think Katie Mac would be proud of ya!
OMG, have you see the show 'House" yet? Sooooo funny!

Michele said...

Hey there Crazy Politico!!

Seen it before have you? That's OK. The good stuff gets around.

And, You're welcome. I always stop by your blog when I feel a need to be intellectually stimulated.
You really are astute!

Thanks for blogrolling me :-)

Michele said...

You're too funny Gregg. Somehow I'm not surprised that the DGM didn't float your boat..that's why I had a smorgasboard in my post.

I'm happy that you enjoyed the silly carols. I was tickled pink when I discovered those gems.

so glad you stopped by today. :-)

Michele said...

Oh Thank You , Brandy!
I'm so glad my choice of DGM passed your mustur (sp?)
Um, nope, never heard of "House". Is that a regular TV show?

I'm watching the PBS special about Ronald Reagan. Always interesting.

Although, I really need to hit the hay right now. Kids may or may not have school. Depending on elevation, we're supposed to get 12-16 inches of snow. Not a lot, but enough to close schools if they're right.
Ya know, you'd think the kids have had a long enough vacation...I want mine!!!!!

Annalee Blysse said...

Considering this topic, I found a song you should go listen to...

Shesawriter said...


You've finally lost your mind! ROFLOL!


Gangadhar said...

awesome post,Michele!

Robin Caroll said...

I LOVE the carols! LOLOLOL

And I'm with ya, Michele...I'm SO GLAD my little darlings went back to school today...all except the 3 yr old, that if I could just work...but alas, no...I have to put the house back in order! ARGGGG!

Michele said...

Robin, you have my envy. Schools cancelled. The snow freaked out the school systems afterall.

So, no cleaning the house, no appointments, nada..

Just Bionicles up the wazooo.
I have to listen to...Vohtarak, Boggarak, Suukorak and Oohnorak- among others.
Just in case you don't know -they are Legos too. The ugliest things you never want to see. And wouldn't you know, they've made 3 movies about the things. And yes, my kids have seen all 3. Thank goodness we get them at the library...I do get a break. LOL

Have a great Tuesday!!

Michele said...

I tried the link, Annalee, it didn't work..error 404....

Coming from you, though, I bet it was fun...
Thanks for trying!

Michele said...

You got it right, Tanya!!
When you find my mind, could I have it back??? *grin*

Michele said...

I love it when something awesome comes from my brian, Gangadhar!

That's why I'm hoping Tanya will be able to find my mind that I'd lost *giggle*

Have a great day!

C.J. said...

LOL! I think I'm Number FIVE! Love the list. :D

Happy New year one and all.


Judson Knight said...

Hey, Michele! To quote Eddie Murphy pretending to be an African exchange student in Trading Places, "Merry New Year!" And thanks for yours and Robin's encouraging posts! Look for a post from me on my blog (finally!) in the next few days.

pete said...

a felicitous 2006

Michele said...

Happy New Year, C. J. !!

ROTFL on you being #5! I remember what you said ...that you couldn't buy any new lights.... *grin* Did you slip a new string in anyway?

I'm not sure if I said this or not, but remember those lights that blink in time to snippets of 25 Christmas Carols?
I'm REALLY glad there's an off-switch. **swallows 2 Advil**

Always a treat to have you visit , C. J. :-)

Michele said...

Ooooh, I knew it!! I knew it!!
You're going to start 2006 with a post.
Looking forward to it, Judson!
Happy Merry New Year to you too.
*high five*

Michele said...

** jumping up and down**
Pete! You visited !!

Thank you for the "suitably expressed" wishes for 2006.

I love my dictionary!

C.J. said...

Michele, believe it or not, I only had to buy four more boxes of lights. I "found" six unopened boxes of blue lights in my bins! Imagine my joy! LOL

And I don't do those blinkie lights. They make me nuts. May the Force be with you. ;)


Michele said...


C.J. you haf vays of making me laugh!!!! ja!

"May the force be with me."

You have no idea how long I chuckled after reading that!
Thanks, C.J.!

Annalee Blysse said...

Could try again. LOL.