Thursday, January 05, 2006

Sharing my latest email fun

Sometimes I hear from her, sometimes not.
When I do, she floods me with all kinds of email jokes and inspirational messages.
Some are easy to share, some are too hot for public viewing and some are those detestable chain emails that I refuse to perpetuate. But If you've visited me for awhile, you know how I feel about those. If not,.. Click on My Opinion

If you've seen these before, I'm not surprised. The good ones DO get around. If not... oh, goody!

Litte Mary Margaret:

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.

"Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"

When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.

The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.
A little later the nun asked Mary Margaret, Who is our Lord and savior?"
But she didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, little Johnny came to
her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.

"Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary Margaret

The Nun once again said, "Very good,"

and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.The Nun asked her a third question ...
"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"

Again, Johnny came to the rescue.
This time Mary Margaret jumped up
and shouted:

'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

The Nun fainted.

Bobbitt Family Update: (You remember what She's famous for, right?)

In a recent Channel 4 news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister ,Louella, was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago.

Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage.

The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition, and Louella has been charged with .............

A Misdewiener!

This last one isn't one I received from my friend. I was Googling for picutres to enhance this post and came upon this. It may not be extrememly funny, however, I thought it clever.
I also had the thought race through my mind , that if a drunk driver saw THIS in his mirror, he'd pop his Heini(kin) and swear off drinking!! Or maybe he'd just swear. Either way......

Whether my post leaves you thoughtful,
smiling or
fearing for my sanity,

Have a wonderful Thursday!!!


Robin Caroll said...

LOL...and I LOVE the last pix! I nearly spit coffee all over my monitor when I saw it! Too cute!

Michele said...

Ooooh, Thanks for the complitment, Robin!! Nearly spewing food or drink onto a computer part is high honors indeed! **giggling/snicker**


AE Rought said...

A Misdewiener!

THIS is why I keep coming back here, Michele! You've got such a great sense of humor! Glad to see my 'dark' novel didn't affect that... :P

Brandy said...

You. Are. NUTS! I love these, will have to show DH later!

markoos said...


nice. heh heh.

the catholic one does well to avoid all vulgarity.

heh heh

Michele said...

Thanks A !

It's perhaps why I always went to the comics first when I read a newspaper...Food for the soul.

Michele said...

"I'm nuts"?? LOL, I'll take that as a compliment *waggles eyebrows*
Thanks, Brandy!

Michele said...

Markoos!! Hey there guy!!!
Thanks for honoring me with a visit..woohoo!

Happy to hear you got a few "Heh heh's" from my jokes.

I've enjoyed yours often enough.
Happy new year!