You would make a good pumpkin pickle.
Subject: It's all in the wording!
A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says: "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc, and then asks,
"What is your occupation?"
I'm a whore," she says.
The accountant balks and says, "No, No, No, that won't work; too gross.
Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."
"Sorry, that is still too crude. Try again."
They both think for a minute, then the woman says,
"How about 'elite chicken farmer."
"Stunned, the accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a high-end call girl?"
"Well, I raised over a thousand little peckers last year."
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