Saturday, August 12, 2006

Watch that Temper

You have to love those Wal-Mart Greeters!!

The perfect Wal-Mart Greeter

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart
with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?"

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"


Brandy said...

Hahaha! I've GOT to tell that one to the DH.

Bailey Stewart said...


M.E Ellis said...


I hate those women who pick on their kids like that.

We have a specific one in our town who is really mean to her kids. Poor little loves. If you look at her she asks what you're looking at etc.

Spiteful cow.


Kailana said...

haha, that's great!

Anonymous said...

Awesome story. :) Grandmas can have the most amazing comebacks sometimes.

Thanks for the visit, Michelle! I missed you.

Michele said...

M.E. !
And Jason!!!

So glad you got a laugh from my post today and so happy that you all stopped by. Thank you! Always a pleasure to see you.

Devon Ellington said...

That's funny!

Even though I will (and I have) drive 150 miles out of my way so I don't shop at Wal-Mart. I refuse to give them a single penny of my hard-earned money -- I disagree with their policies that much.

But it's a heck of a great story, and I thank you for sharing it!

Pampered1 said...

Ohhhhh, that is tooo funny!! Thanks for sharing :>)

Mailyn said...

LMAO at the post AND the pic!!!!

Betty S said...

Give that woman a BIG BONUS!

Michele said...

Hi Devon! I'm happy to hear you liked the post. Thanks and I agree about Walmart but sometimes, the deals are too good to pass up - especially food prices....oh well.

Pampered1 - Hello There and welcome!
You're welcome, I enjoy sharing things like this...I just wish I came across them more often, :-)

Mailyn - Thanks! the email didn't include the pics, I did that bit myself. I'm glad it worked.

Betty - LOL - I agree!

Avindair said...

Of course, the perfect follow-up to that joke is as follows.

"So, what are the kid's names?"

"This one here is 'Beer'", the women says, pointing at the son. "And this'n is 'Goggles.'"

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. ;)

Michele said...

Avindair! Hello!
OK, I get the beer - but my mind boggles with the Goggles. Um, not to sound blonde or anything, but could you explain that to me???
I am SO glad you are here all week, I miss your comments. BTW - I put in a plug for your movie a bit ago. They were commplaining that vamps weren't "bad" anymore and I said just you wait, something is coming that'll cure that. I can't wait until you get distribution!