Saturday, May 20, 2006

Retro Blog time

Can you believe that I've been blogging for ONE WHOLE YEAR?

Truly, is has been a wonderful experience. I've explored areas in my brain that have been unused and abandoned for years.

What a waste.

I've met hordes of awesome people.

Joy.

I have people who COMMENT.

Bask in the wonder of it all.

When I started, it was common to receive (on a busy day) three comments.
I considered myself very chatty and fun.

Self-delusion is a dangerous thing.

Now, I go with the flow. Still experimenting, spreading my wings and finding blog buddies that should I ever meet them, I'd call them "friend."

In a mushy and sentimental frame of mind, I thought I'd do a little Blog Time Traveling into the past and dredge up some blog sludge to share.

Are you ready?

Thursday, June 23, 2005

Motto's? Are you Serious?

Would you ever consider any of these to be your own personal motto?

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
(huh?)

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
*whew*, only $20 bucks? Close call!

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Are we saving them from wearing polyester pant suits? Using Pocket protectors? Wearing white socks with sandles?

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
(I would like to think anything written by an OOTB author qualifies):-)

The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.
(unless you have kids , then THEY sleep late *wink*)

*ahem*, Back then , I thought I was being funny. Sad, isn't it?
Now THIS is funny:

New Type Implant

A British company is developing computer chips that store music in women's breast implants.

This is a major breakthrough, since women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Have an awesome Saturday folks!

9 comments:

Bailey Stewart said...

I love the breast implant thing.

And yes you were/are funny. See, you did the same thing there that I do with spam.

Sorry so short - but have to get to work.

M.E Ellis said...

LOL

Happy blog birthday!

:o)

Michele said...

Yeah, Eve, but you keep it up Friday after Friday - which is impressive.
I'm happy to hear you chuckled before you went to work. Hopefully, it sets a good tone for the day.
TTFN!

Thanks, M.E. !!

Brandy said...

Hahaha! Had to laugh, micro-chips in boobs. Lord what is our world coming to? Happy Blog Birthday Michele. I remember reading your blog thinking this woman is so cool!! (still do).

Bonnie Ferguson said...

Happy Blogiversary, Michele! :)

Betty S said...

ROTFLMAO !!!!

I'm sharing that with my daughter, who is about to decide that men are the scourge of the earth.

Michele said...

Thanks, Brandy. So glad you've stuck around for the long haul. It HAS been enjoyable having a reparte with you.

Many Thanks, Bonnie!!


*grin* Thanks Betty! I'm happy to see your laughter. Always make "me" smile.

CaliMarie said...

Hey...I thought the one about reading stuff that'll make you look good if you die in the middle of it was quite funny.

Musical breast implants, 'ey? Are these women going to be walking around with remotes...to turn the music on or off? Or will a man/woman simply have to squeeze them to make them sound off?

Curious to know.

LOL.

I hope you're having a great weekend, luv.

Take care.

Judson Knight said...

It's only been a year? Wow, you seem like such a veteran. Congratulations, kiddo!

Howled over the breast implant thing. I would think that the only time when a man would be listening to a woman's breasts would be if she had jiggly implants that sloshed around--not exactly a pleasant thought.